Misfortunes of Imaginary Beings: 10/22/23

A blog formerly known as Bookishness / By Charles Matthews

"Dazzled by so many and such marvelous inventions, the people of Macondo ... became indignant over the living images that the prosperous merchant Bruno Crespi projected in the theater with the lion-head ticket windows, for a character who had died and was buried in one film and for whose misfortune tears had been shed would reappear alive and transformed into an Arab in the next one. The audience, who had paid two cents apiece to share the difficulties of the actors, would not tolerate that outlandish fraud and they broke up the seats. The mayor, at the urging of Bruno Crespi, explained in a proclamation that the cinema was a machine of illusions that did not merit the emotional outbursts of the audience. With that discouraging explanation many ... decided not to return to the movies, considering that they already had too many troubles of their own to weep over the acted-out misfortunes of imaginary beings."
--Gabriel García Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

Sunday, October 22, 2023

Unfriended (Levan Gabriadze, 2014)

Shelley Hennig in Unfriended

Cast: Shelley Hennig, Moses Storm, Renee Olsted, Will Peltz, Jacob Wysocki, Courtney Halverson, Heather Sossaman. Screenplay: Nelson Greaves. Cinematography: Adam Sidman. Production design: Heidi Koleto. Film editing: Parker Laramie, Andrew Wesman.

If physical space can be haunted, it stands to reason -- or at least the kind of reason one can bring to such things -- that cyberspace can be too. That's the premise cleverly articulated in Unfriended, a teen horror movie that takes place entirely on a computer screen. The computer belongs to Blaire (Shelley Hennig), a teenager who uses it to communicate via Skype sessions with her boyfriend, Mitch (Moses Storm). We see her first online with Mitch in a makeout session in which they vow to wait until prom night to go all the way. Then they're joined by other friends: Jess (Renee Olsted), Adam (Will Peltz), Ken (Jacob Wysocki), and Val (Courtney Halverson). They exchange the usual taunts and gossip and dirty jokes until they notice that the avatar of another person has appeared on their screens. Who is this lurker and what do they want? To cut to the chase, it turns out to be Laura Barns (Heather Sossaman), who committed suicide a year ago to the day. Anniversaries of deaths, as we know from other horror movies like I Know What You Did Last Summer (Jim Gillespie, 1997), are not to be ignored. Laura is back for revenge on those who posted the videos of her getting drunk and soiling herself that drove her to take her life. And so she wreaks her revenge, not only eliciting the guilty secrets of the others on the computer screen -- Blaire, for example, who has just promised to give her virginity to Mitch, has already lost it to Adam -- but also killing them one by one as the rest watch. The technique of telling the story is interesting, and the actors are up to the challenge of going crazy with terror. But the characters elicit no sympathy and the pacing lags enough that you can't help asking why they don't just shut down their computers and go for help instead of, for example, Googling for solutions. It's also a movie that works better on one's own computer screen than on either a TV or theater screen where the various windows and text boxes opening and closing are hard to read and follow. A sequel, Unfriended: Dark Web (Stephen Susco, 2018), was a flop.