Misfortunes of Imaginary Beings: 06/20/24

A blog formerly known as Bookishness / By Charles Matthews

"Dazzled by so many and such marvelous inventions, the people of Macondo ... became indignant over the living images that the prosperous merchant Bruno Crespi projected in the theater with the lion-head ticket windows, for a character who had died and was buried in one film and for whose misfortune tears had been shed would reappear alive and transformed into an Arab in the next one. The audience, who had paid two cents apiece to share the difficulties of the actors, would not tolerate that outlandish fraud and they broke up the seats. The mayor, at the urging of Bruno Crespi, explained in a proclamation that the cinema was a machine of illusions that did not merit the emotional outbursts of the audience. With that discouraging explanation many ... decided not to return to the movies, considering that they already had too many troubles of their own to weep over the acted-out misfortunes of imaginary beings."
--Gabriel García Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

Thursday, June 20, 2024

Can't Hardly Wait (Harry Elfont, Deborah Kaplan, 1998)

Cast: Ethan Embry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Seth Green, Lauren Ambrose, Charlie Korsmo, Peter Facinelli, Michelle Brookhurst, Alexander Martin, Erik Palladino, Channon Roe, Sean Patrick Thomas, Freddy Rodríguez, Joel Michaely, Jay Paulson, Donald Faison, Jaime Pressly, Vicellous Shannon, Jason Segel, Clea DuVall, Leslie Grossman, Eric Balfour, Selma Blair, Amber Benson, Jenna Elfman, Melissa Joan Hart, Breckin Meyer, Jerry O'Connell. Screenplay: Harry Elfont, Deborah Kaplan. Cinematography: Lloyd Ahern II. Production design: Marcia Hinds, Adam Short. Film editing: Michael Jablow. Music: David Kitay.